Text for inside my book

Here is the draft I wrote up in Word for my book pages, I just need to draw over them in photoshop now..

Tortoise

The male Galápagos giant tortoise reaches sexual maturity when he’s 40 years old. After fighting with other males to win his woman, he will go on to mate with her for up to two hours.
Well they do say good things come to those who wait…

Salamander

Who needs alcohol, oysters or even a good appearance? The male mountain dusky salamander uses special glands on his chin as an aphrodisiac to attract the female. They are nicknamed ‘vampire salamanders’, as the male will bite the female’s neck to infuse her with his scent. This leaves her feeling very horny and willing to have sex. Talk about getting a “love bite”.

Porcupine

As a pulling method, the male porcupine will urinate all over his potential date to see if she’s interested in having sex. He can spray her from a distance of up to six feet, literally giving her a golden shower by soaking her from head to toe. If she’s up for it, she will allow him to mate with her. But if she doesn’t like him, she will either pull a threatening gesture or just run away.

Contents page

What animal…

1. Has strange genitalia?
2. Dances for attention?
3. Has sex, and then dies?
4. Gets laid without even noticing?
5. Bites their date?
6. Uses food to get females into bed?
7. Urinates on you if they like you?
8. Gets married?
9. Boils bunnies?
10. Is a 40 year old virgin?
11. Eats you if you sleep with them?
12. Becomes tied together?
13. Watches porn to get them horny?
14. Raises kids that don’t belong to them?
15. Builds a nest structure to gain a lover?
16. Fights for love?
17. Has incestuous sex ?
18. Attracts a mate by being attractive?
19. Makes love not war?